Buy a Position
We are preparing to Award the various important positions in our upcoming Cabinet. All monies collected will be sent overseas to accounts opened by our Deficit Party leader.
The cost of these positions have been set at:
( plus 8% of all the graft)
Vice President-- One million dollars (Plus 8 % of all graft)
Secretary of State- One half million (plus 8% of all graft)
Secretary of the Treasury-Four Hundred thousand (Plus same As above)
Secretary of the Dept.Of Transportation (Abolished- President will handle)
First Lady- Terms and duties to be discussed privately
Second to 10th. Lady (Same as above)
Secretary Of Education- $250,000 (plus same percentage for Pres.)
Note_ Money need not be paid "up front". You can start a payment plan when in office and give me 50% of what you can steal.
